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SmashFaceOnKeybo 35/M
Fort Smith, Arkansas
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brokeasfuuh at I am using the free account, and can't read anyone's profile unless you add me as a friend or text me thru the IM that is completely broken
I sexually identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy, I've dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a per being a helicopter is "Impossible," and "IâÂÂm fucking retarded', but I donâÂÂt care, IâÂÂm beautiful. IâÂÂm having a plastic surgeon install rotary , 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me âÂÂApacheâ and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you canâÂÂt accept me youâÂÂre a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
My Ideal Person I'm looking for a girl that's super mean, she also has to be jealous and really clingy. I prefer women that talk about their ex and their love of "da bootyliciousness".
Honestly IâÂÂm just trying to get to the part where weâÂÂre drunk, in our underwear, sitting in your bed, eating burritos.
My Ideal Person I'm looking for a girl that's super mean, she also has to be jealous and really clingy. I prefer women that talk about their ex and their love of "da bootyliciousness".
Honestly IâÂÂm just trying to get to the part where weâÂÂre drunk, in our underwear, sitting in your bed, eating burritos.
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Sexual Orientation:
Straight
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